Sonuvaaaaaaa! He PLAYED me! This day keeps getting better and better.
"Fine, I'll tell you. That thing is my battle caster, a device for magically inclined people to cast spells. Six shells, six spells. The first five are earth wind water fire and void, the last being soul. I'm a shaman and tried to use the last shell for a full on soul immersion, or possession. Now, I was possessed by Kukulcan but due to the power he possesses as a deity and me being, well MORTAL, I was only able to access a fraction of his power. That's what I meant by possession didn't work, now can you return my property to me? Stealing IS a crime you know?" He'd add, still reaching for the gun
"Fine, I'll tell you. That thing is my battle caster, a device for magically inclined people to cast spells. Six shells, six spells. The first five are earth wind water fire and void, the last being soul. I'm a shaman and tried to use the last shell for a full on soul immersion, or possession. Now, I was possessed by Kukulcan but due to the power he possesses as a deity and me being, well MORTAL, I was only able to access a fraction of his power. That's what I meant by possession didn't work, now can you return my property to me? Stealing IS a crime you know?" He'd add, still reaching for the gun