Marvel/CAU: Deadpool

"Heya true believing roleplayers! This is me, Deadpool, aka The Merc with the Mouth, The Regenerating Degenerate, and The Crimson Comedian. I'm a Marvel Comics, and Disney's, mercenary Anti-Hero character, related to the X-Men and Wolverine in particular. So after tons of petitions, email's, and death threats to the powers that be your favorite trigger happy madman has his own series!"


"So the powers that be finally realized how awesome I am and provided me my own series. Now what can I promise you guys? For starters nothing dark and depressing, I go by a golden rule, anything dark and depressing would decrease sales so when things are gloom just put on a happy face. The second thing I'll promise is, boobies a plenty. The third is random wacky adventures. Then you have my most personal favorite, stuff getting shot at and blown up! Or hacked to pieces depending on the mood. So grab some popcorn and enjoy the show!!! Oh incase you're wondering what my theme is"



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"Is this thing on? Sweet! Ok true believing roleplayers! This is Deadpool, well one of his inner thought bubbles. The fun one! And I've been called in to narrarate one of Deadpool's exploits, one of them being The Merc With The Mouth and The Son of Coul...hmm. Note to self pitch a series team up idea to the House of Mouse. Anyway we are joining Darcy, whose now Valkyrie, the lovely warrior princess who kicks ass and looks hot doing it, in searching for Loki or whatever side mission the universe will have going for us. All I know is we are sent to Asgard to kick some ass and probably score with some of the lovely residents in Asgard while doing it. "

"We are last seen with Darcy escorting us to the palace to meet up with Thor's mom due to Big Daddy Odin having a nice little Odinsleep. So me and Phil wait while Darcy sends for Thor's mom Frigga. I hear them coming so I put on my old Wilson charm for the old laaaa OMG Thor's mom is a MILF!"

"Ok, ok be cool. You now see where Thor and Loki got their looks from but you're in the presence of royalty. That and if given an impression you might score points with Darcy. Just take a few deep breaths" Deadpool thinks to himself as he takes a few deep breaths as he sees Darcy accompanying Frigga as they approach the two guest

"Your Higness." Darcy knelt down. "Wade, Son of Wil, the hero Deadpool, has come from Midgard to aid us in the case of any attacks from our enemies."

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"Your Higness." Darcy knelt down. "Wade, Son of Wil, the hero Deadpool, has come from Midgard to aid us in the case of any attacks from our enemies."

"Bow down idiot" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool snapped out of his thoughts and knelt before Frigga still looking astonishingly at her

Frigga smiled as she looked at both Deadpool and Coulson"Welcome gentlemen and I appreciate your assist concerning the crisis at hand"

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"Your Higness." Darcy knelt down. "Wade, Son of Wil, the hero Deadpool, has come from Midgard to aid us in the case of any attacks from our enemies."

"Bow down idiot" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool snapped out of his thoughts and knelt before Frigga still looking astonishingly at her

Frigga smiled as she looked at both Deadpool and Coulson"Welcome gentlemen and I appreciate your assist concerning the crisis at hand"

"We are happy to be of service your highness. May I ask what the current situation is?" Coulson asked.

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"Your Higness." Darcy knelt down. "Wade, Son of Wil, the hero Deadpool, has come from Midgard to aid us in the case of any attacks from our enemies."

"Bow down idiot" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool snapped out of his thoughts and knelt before Frigga still looking astonishingly at her

Frigga smiled as she looked at both Deadpool and Coulson"Welcome gentlemen and I appreciate your assist concerning the crisis at hand"

"We are happy to be of service your highness. May I ask what the current situation is?" Coulson asked.

"Outside forces have been invading our realm, we have been fending them off but I fear the attempts have became worse ever since Thor ventured off to search for my other son Loki and my husband is in The Odinsleep" Frigga said

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"Your Higness." Darcy knelt down. "Wade, Son of Wil, the hero Deadpool, has come from Midgard to aid us in the case of any attacks from our enemies."

"Bow down idiot" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool snapped out of his thoughts and knelt before Frigga still looking astonishingly at her

Frigga smiled as she looked at both Deadpool and Coulson"Welcome gentlemen and I appreciate your assist concerning the crisis at hand"

"We are happy to be of service your highness. May I ask what the current situation is?" Coulson asked.

"Outside forces have been invading our realm, we have been fending them off but I fear the attempts have became worse ever since Thor ventured off to search for my other son Loki and my husband is in The Odinsleep" Frigga said

"Outside Forces eh? Alright, we're in. We'll do everything we can to protect Asgard."

"Thank you Coulson." Valkyrie smiled.

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"Your Higness." Darcy knelt down. "Wade, Son of Wil, the hero Deadpool, has come from Midgard to aid us in the case of any attacks from our enemies."

"Bow down idiot" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool snapped out of his thoughts and knelt before Frigga still looking astonishingly at her

Frigga smiled as she looked at both Deadpool and Coulson"Welcome gentlemen and I appreciate your assist concerning the crisis at hand"

"We are happy to be of service your highness. May I ask what the current situation is?" Coulson asked.

"Outside forces have been invading our realm, we have been fending them off but I fear the attempts have became worse ever since Thor ventured off to search for my other son Loki and my husband is in The Odinsleep" Frigga said

"Outside Forces eh? Alright, we're in. We'll do everything we can to protect Asgard."

"Thank you Coulson." Valkyrie smiled.

"Thats it I'm taking over. Look after him till I get back" Inner Deadpool said to the other Inner Deadpool and yanked Wade inside his mind

Deadpool stood up and spoke in what could sound like a shakespearian tone"Need not to worry thy majesty. Me and my trusty companions shall vanquish the uncivilized savages in thy honor"

".....What the hell was that"

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"Your Higness." Darcy knelt down. "Wade, Son of Wil, the hero Deadpool, has come from Midgard to aid us in the case of any attacks from our enemies."

"Bow down idiot" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool snapped out of his thoughts and knelt before Frigga still looking astonishingly at her

Frigga smiled as she looked at both Deadpool and Coulson"Welcome gentlemen and I appreciate your assist concerning the crisis at hand"

"We are happy to be of service your highness. May I ask what the current situation is?" Coulson asked.

"Outside forces have been invading our realm, we have been fending them off but I fear the attempts have became worse ever since Thor ventured off to search for my other son Loki and my husband is in The Odinsleep" Frigga said

"Outside Forces eh? Alright, we're in. We'll do everything we can to protect Asgard."

"Thank you Coulson." Valkyrie smiled.

"Thats it I'm taking over. Look after him till I get back" Inner Deadpool said to the other Inner Deadpool and yanked Wade inside his mind

Deadpool stood up and spoke in what could sound like a shakespearian tone"Need not to worry thy majesty. Me and my trusty companions shall vanquish the uncivilized savages in thy honor"

".....What the hell was that"

"Wow, classicly trained..."(Maria owes me ten bucks.) "What he said."

Valkyrie smiled. "Thank you both."

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"Your Higness." Darcy knelt down. "Wade, Son of Wil, the hero Deadpool, has come from Midgard to aid us in the case of any attacks from our enemies."

"Bow down idiot" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool snapped out of his thoughts and knelt before Frigga still looking astonishingly at her

Frigga smiled as she looked at both Deadpool and Coulson"Welcome gentlemen and I appreciate your assist concerning the crisis at hand"

"We are happy to be of service your highness. May I ask what the current situation is?" Coulson asked.

"Outside forces have been invading our realm, we have been fending them off but I fear the attempts have became worse ever since Thor ventured off to search for my other son Loki and my husband is in The Odinsleep" Frigga said

"Outside Forces eh? Alright, we're in. We'll do everything we can to protect Asgard."

"Thank you Coulson." Valkyrie smiled.

"Thats it I'm taking over. Look after him till I get back" Inner Deadpool said to the other Inner Deadpool and yanked Wade inside his mind

Deadpool stood up and spoke in what could sound like a shakespearian tone"Need not to worry thy majesty. Me and my trusty companions shall vanquish the uncivilized savages in thy honor"

".....What the hell was that"

"Wow, classicly trained..."(Maria owes me ten bucks.) "What he said."

Valkyrie smiled. "Thank you both."

OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

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"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

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OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

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OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

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OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

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OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

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OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

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OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

"Queen Frigga!" Hela looked up. "This is an honor." She stepped off of her throne. "How is Odin?"

"Keep your distance death." Valkyrie warned her.

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OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

"Queen Frigga!" Hela looked up. "This is an honor." She stepped off of her throne. "How is Odin?"

"Keep your distance death." Valkyrie warned her.

"No need Valkyrie" Frigga said to Valkyrie then responded to Hela"He's doing just fine, thanks for asking. I'm afraid my arrival isn't that of a social one. I've discovered that you had a meeting with Lady Sif and The Warriors Three"

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OT: Impressing Coulson. Definite Crowning Moment of Awesome for Deadpool right there

"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

"Queen Frigga!" Hela looked up. "This is an honor." She stepped off of her throne. "How is Odin?"

"Keep your distance death." Valkyrie warned her.

"No need Valkyrie" Frigga said to Valkyrie then responded to Hela"He's doing just fine, thanks for asking. I'm afraid my arrival isn't that of a social one. I've discovered that you had a meeting with Lady Sif and The Warriors Three"

"Ahhhh yes, they were just here. The warriors and the others are currently wandering Loki's labyrinth."

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"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

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"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

"Queen Frigga!" Hela looked up. "This is an honor." She stepped off of her throne. "How is Odin?"

"Keep your distance death." Valkyrie warned her.

"No need Valkyrie" Frigga said to Valkyrie then responded to Hela"He's doing just fine, thanks for asking. I'm afraid my arrival isn't that of a social one. I've discovered that you had a meeting with Lady Sif and The Warriors Three"

"Ahhhh yes, they were just here. The warriors and the others are currently wandering Loki's labyrinth."

"I see. While they were here you didn't perhaps made a deal with them did you?" Frigga asked

(What is it with heroes making deals with The Devil or in this case Grim Reaper. Personification of one anyway) Deadpool thought to himself

"Hey at least they didn't sign away their marr--oh wait wrong universe"

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"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

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"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

"Queen Frigga!" Hela looked up. "This is an honor." She stepped off of her throne. "How is Odin?"

"Keep your distance death." Valkyrie warned her.

"No need Valkyrie" Frigga said to Valkyrie then responded to Hela"He's doing just fine, thanks for asking. I'm afraid my arrival isn't that of a social one. I've discovered that you had a meeting with Lady Sif and The Warriors Three"

"Ahhhh yes, they were just here. The warriors and the others are currently wandering Loki's labyrinth."

"I see. While they were here you didn't perhaps made a deal with them did you?" Frigga asked

(What is it with heroes making deals with The Devil or in this case Grim Reaper. Personification of one anyway) Deadpool thought to himself

"Hey at least they didn't sign away their marr--oh wait wrong universe"

"Something like that. In exchange for telling them where to find Loki and providing them a gateway, I simply made one small deal: Should any of them perish in this upcoming war, they're souls belong to me. If they survive however, then the deal is off." Hela said.

"You..."

Hela smiled at Valkyrie. "Ahhh yes, the mortal who plays at being a Valkyrie. Fury's dog, and..." She paused as she studied Wade. "...The soldier who plays the fool. You have recruited an interesting team your highness."

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"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

"Queen Frigga!" Hela looked up. "This is an honor." She stepped off of her throne. "How is Odin?"

"Keep your distance death." Valkyrie warned her.

"No need Valkyrie" Frigga said to Valkyrie then responded to Hela"He's doing just fine, thanks for asking. I'm afraid my arrival isn't that of a social one. I've discovered that you had a meeting with Lady Sif and The Warriors Three"

"Ahhhh yes, they were just here. The warriors and the others are currently wandering Loki's labyrinth."

"I see. While they were here you didn't perhaps made a deal with them did you?" Frigga asked

(What is it with heroes making deals with The Devil or in this case Grim Reaper. Personification of one anyway) Deadpool thought to himself

"Hey at least they didn't sign away their marr--oh wait wrong universe"

"Something like that. In exchange for telling them where to find Loki and providing them a gateway, I simply made one small deal: Should any of them perish in this upcoming war, they're souls belong to me. If they survive however, then the deal is off." Hela said.

"You..."

Hela smiled at Valkyrie. "Ahhh yes, the mortal who plays at being a Valkyrie. Fury's dog, and..." She paused as she studied Wade. "...The soldier who plays the fool. You have recruited an interesting team your highness."

"Hey!!! I appreciate the complement but I'm more a dashingly handsome ninja than a Valkyrie"Deadpool said to Hela

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"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

"Queen Frigga!" Hela looked up. "This is an honor." She stepped off of her throne. "How is Odin?"

"Keep your distance death." Valkyrie warned her.

"No need Valkyrie" Frigga said to Valkyrie then responded to Hela"He's doing just fine, thanks for asking. I'm afraid my arrival isn't that of a social one. I've discovered that you had a meeting with Lady Sif and The Warriors Three"

"Ahhhh yes, they were just here. The warriors and the others are currently wandering Loki's labyrinth."

"I see. While they were here you didn't perhaps made a deal with them did you?" Frigga asked

(What is it with heroes making deals with The Devil or in this case Grim Reaper. Personification of one anyway) Deadpool thought to himself

"Hey at least they didn't sign away their marr--oh wait wrong universe"

"Something like that. In exchange for telling them where to find Loki and providing them a gateway, I simply made one small deal: Should any of them perish in this upcoming war, they're souls belong to me. If they survive however, then the deal is off." Hela said.

"You..."

Hela smiled at Valkyrie. "Ahhh yes, the mortal who plays at being a Valkyrie. Fury's dog, and..." She paused as she studied Wade. "...The soldier who plays the fool. You have recruited an interesting team your highness."

"Hey!!! I appreciate the complement but I'm more a dashingly handsome ninja than a Valkyrie"Deadpool said to Hela

"...Indeed." Hela said and returned to her throne.

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"I trust that thy will, however I wish to accompany you in thy journey." Frigga said

"Are you sure your highness?" Deadpool asked

"Lady Sif isn't the only one responsible for thy friend's Valkyrie training." She calls fourth the horse Slepnir as it arrives towards her it stopped then it bows it's head in a manner of respect to Frigga who then changed into a battle armor of her own

http://www.ifullscreen.com/thumbs/artistic_angel_wallpaper_1-t2.jpg

"And I shall protect Asgard as I would protect my sons should they be in danger" Frigga saids then gets on Slepnir

Deadpool smiled then notices the horses for himself Coulson, and Valkyrie that accompanied Slepnir"Your majesty if I may quote a rather famous fellow from where I'm from I believe the quote suitable for this would be. Groovy"

"Climb on, our first stop is to go pay Hela a visit"Frigga said

OT: Yep!

IC: "Oh, great, Hela."

"Goddess of the Dead?" Coulson asked.

"The same." Valkyrie frowned before straitening up. "Let's go."

Inside Deadpool's mind

Deadpool felt water splashed on him then he drew his gun out and got up"Wha.." he looked around"Oh. Man I need to redecorate" he looked to see his inner self waving"Hi"

"Let me guess the boring one pulled hijacked me?" Deadpool asked

"Pretty much." He said pressing the remote then filled him in on the rest

"Hmm" Deadpool rubbed his chin" Been awhile since I've seen her and damn Frigga just got even hotter in armor"

Inner Deadpool inhaled" Better be glad Thor isn't here to hear you say that"

"What it was a complement." Deadpool said

"Listen just get back in there please. The guy's confusing the hell out of me with his shakespear talk" Inner Deadpool said then Deadpool sees his other inner half chatting with Darcey" I don't know, he is scoring some points with Darcy, and somehow the queen. I actually wanted to see how this turn out"

"No can do, that place needs your humor." Inner Deadpool shoved him"Besides you can charm the pants off of Darcy on your own"

"Normally I'd shoot you for shoving but you're correct. BTW when this is over me and my other half are gonna have a friendly chat" Deadpool said then walked off

While traveling to Hela's Deadpool blinked a few times then looked around the area, didn't notice that Valkyrie was talking to him. He rubbed the back of his head then looked at Valyrie"Um. Awesome armor"

"Thanks. It's the traditional armor of the Valkyrie Warriors." Darcy said.

Hela's Realm


"Guillermo del Toro would be impressed with this place" Deadpool commented

"Queen Frigga!" Hela looked up. "This is an honor." She stepped off of her throne. "How is Odin?"

"Keep your distance death." Valkyrie warned her.

"No need Valkyrie" Frigga said to Valkyrie then responded to Hela"He's doing just fine, thanks for asking. I'm afraid my arrival isn't that of a social one. I've discovered that you had a meeting with Lady Sif and The Warriors Three"

"Ahhhh yes, they were just here. The warriors and the others are currently wandering Loki's labyrinth."

"I see. While they were here you didn't perhaps made a deal with them did you?" Frigga asked

(What is it with heroes making deals with The Devil or in this case Grim Reaper. Personification of one anyway) Deadpool thought to himself

"Hey at least they didn't sign away their marr--oh wait wrong universe"

"Something like that. In exchange for telling them where to find Loki and providing them a gateway, I simply made one small deal: Should any of them perish in this upcoming war, they're souls belong to me. If they survive however, then the deal is off." Hela said.

"You..."

Hela smiled at Valkyrie. "Ahhh yes, the mortal who plays at being a Valkyrie. Fury's dog, and..." She paused as she studied Wade. "...The soldier who plays the fool. You have recruited an interesting team your highness."

"Hey!!! I appreciate the complement but I'm more a dashingly handsome ninja than a Valkyrie"Deadpool said to Hela

"...Indeed." Hela said and returned to her throne.

"I know that with the deal already made theres nothing to be done to erase that but what if I can exchange their lives for something thats much more valuable" Frigga said