Chou trolling (RPG too.)
:It was a simple band, a warrior princess, her druidess friend, her daughter and two fighters. they were male, a man and nephew. They were like Sayians but wolf like. Rped by same guy. The Chou? He was the magic user! Not a puny wizard though, a mix of both. They discover my plan and how it worked. As to how? He took the daughter's virginity away in the lake of the Moon, granting virgin blood Goddess like power, and in reality restores it. So she was now full of power, myself? Got some of the charge, vampire style. And boosting my cause further.:
Daughter: He made me a Goddess, by screwing me.
Druidess: What!? How dare you do that to my daughter you bad man!
Me: What!? I just did her a favor! I did YOU a favor, why is everyone mad about this? Hell i think the best piece of ass is the princess, personally."
Princess: You.. Slept with us all!?
Me: Yes, didn't you know that? Oh well. Still ladies, and mutts. I do not want to be bad, really, just thought it would be interesting, to spice things up. And my gambit paid off.
Princess: How dare you! Thinking you are a God!
Me: I am no God, No Devil. I am better than that.
Warrior: It's gone too far, I am going to kick your ass for this.
Nephew: Yeah!! We'll take you on.
Me: Guys.... ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!?!?!! Do you know who the fuck I am!!?! You never defeated me, before.. With your powers, and now?/ NOW!!!??? I'll let you in on a secret, your power is not going to do shit against me. I killed a Super Sayian in self defense, and your doggie wannabes! :Tosses doggie treats at them.:
But yeha, you do not know how this works!!! YOUR NOT GOING TO WIN!!!!!! So, your just ticked off I slept with your lady friends and you did not.
Warrior:... Bastard *Goes Transforming, new hair, bone growths.*
Me:Awww, is that supposed to scare me? I'll take you on, Hell, little Miss Goddess cannot do shit to me! And you two wanna fight ME!?!!? Are you.. Stupid or something!?
Nephew: your not strong, you pretend your strong. :Punch, to the face.:
:Afterwards, it shows I had not moved.: "I... Am going to send you losers to HELL!!!!"
:Glows and extends his right hand, it glows a eerie goal.:
" Reality Program number three! Open your gates to me!!!"
:As it glows, and soon his aura explodes out, he has.. Combat tentacles, of LIGHT.:
The rest: o.O
Me: Yeah.. Your fucked. :Cue battle, in the end killed the kid, by shoving a tentacle down his throat and pulling out his lungs, and beats wolf guy DOWN. Princess suicides herself. I spare the other two, and left.: